Warning - talkin' about girl stuff
This one's about girl stuff, so if you're a boy, you might want to bypass it.
I've had problems with my girl bits for almost 12 years. There haven't been any major issues for a few years, but I still have to have 6 monthly smear tests. My last one was two weeks ago. I was hoping for different results than the last two, but nothing's changed. 'Low grade changes' surprisingly doesn't worry me all that much, even though it's been that way for over a year. It's not as bad as it's been before.
Maybe I should be more bothered than I am? A colposcopy is a bit like, "yeah, whatever" to me, probably because I've learnt not to really worry until I have reason to worry. Right now, I don't think I do. It's just a pain.
So I'll get a letter with a date from the hospital, take myself down there, get it done and wait for the news....with chocolate. Lots of chocolate.
I've had problems with my girl bits for almost 12 years. There haven't been any major issues for a few years, but I still have to have 6 monthly smear tests. My last one was two weeks ago. I was hoping for different results than the last two, but nothing's changed. 'Low grade changes' surprisingly doesn't worry me all that much, even though it's been that way for over a year. It's not as bad as it's been before.
Maybe I should be more bothered than I am? A colposcopy is a bit like, "yeah, whatever" to me, probably because I've learnt not to really worry until I have reason to worry. Right now, I don't think I do. It's just a pain.
So I'll get a letter with a date from the hospital, take myself down there, get it done and wait for the news....with chocolate. Lots of chocolate.
posted by E in Oz at 7:14 pm
these thoughts escaped my brain at 7:14 pm
7 Comments:
I can't even pretend to understand anything you just said, but I'll wish you all the best anyway!
Rae, I'm gonna start stocking up now.
Ian, if you're lucky, you might be back in time to come with me and I can tell you all about it..."they" say you should take someone along for support. LOL
Uh, i'm thinking ice cream with bits of chocolate candy in it...
You're right not to worry until you have something to worry about. That's a smart girl talking. And chocolate outta do the trick too, and maybe a margarita or two.
(((((((((((E)))))))))))))
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I'm back on 2 July
I've had two colposcopies. They're a little uncomforotable, but overall not too bad. I'm convinced I'm going to have to stay on the Pill forever to help regulate my girl bits.
Good luck to you!
May I recommend Ben & Jerry's Half Baked Twisted--combination of chocolate chip cookie dough and fudge brownie chunks? It will make just about anything seem A-Ok!!
In all seriousness though, I'm thinking of you and hope everything goes as well as possible.
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