Opposite influences
The boy's spent a lot of time in the country lately and the longer he stays there, the more colourful his language becomes. I doubt that will change, but what has changed is that I've got him using products on his skin.
So I had to laugh this afternoon as he was driving along and had to stop for a train, and this came out of his mouth....
"Man, this train's f-king long! It's got bloody f-kin' triple decker car carriers on it. I've never f-kin' seen triple deckers before! I'm gonna try to get a photo of it. [pause] I might only have time to have a quick wash before I get on the plane. My skin feels so dirty. I forgot to bring my facial scrub with me."
Yep. He might have an occasional potty mouth, but at least he's trying to keep his skin clean.
So I had to laugh this afternoon as he was driving along and had to stop for a train, and this came out of his mouth....
"Man, this train's f-king long! It's got bloody f-kin' triple decker car carriers on it. I've never f-kin' seen triple deckers before! I'm gonna try to get a photo of it. [pause] I might only have time to have a quick wash before I get on the plane. My skin feels so dirty. I forgot to bring my facial scrub with me."
Yep. He might have an occasional potty mouth, but at least he's trying to keep his skin clean.
posted by E in Oz at 9:17 pm
these thoughts escaped my brain at 9:17 pm
9 Comments:
How old is the boy?
I still don't swear in front of my parents!
Hahahahaha. Oh DNA, if only you knew how funny your comment is - I can just imagine Eve's face when she reads it :)
Hahahaa yep. Sorry for the confusion DNA! When I refer to 'the boy', I mean my bf...otherwise known as 'T'. ;-) I don't have any hatchlings.
And for the record, I still don't swear in front of my parents either!
What a man he is E! This post has me laughing. So f*****g right !Good on you mate for using the facial products!!
Now the serious question: What BRAND do you have him using? (We use Avon in my house. LOL)
LOL I got him using that J&J stuff I told you about...aaand the Dr Lewinn day cream and eye cream!
Oops, sorry about that. I'll have to come around more often to figure out who everyone is.
Facial products? HAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!
Yeah, odd thing J has a small stash of smelly girl type bath scrubs. I have no idea what the story behind THAT is.
But you know I have enough "product" stockpiled to last through the next World War, and possibly the ability to manufacture chemical weapons (or at least a prosthetic face). Man, that Avon stuff is NO joke!!
Got the boy scrubbing his face... awwwwwwwwww!!!
I don't think I could ever get Irish to use a facial scrub. Good on ya! lol
As for swearing, I remember using the F word around my parents the first time and thought that lightning was going to strike. I couldn't really manage it again except as a 'FUH...' you know, where you don't finish the end of the word! My parents are used to my occasional potty mouth but they always get on my brother who's 3 years older than me!
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