Please...

• Don't drive in front of me with your brakes on...get out of my way!
  
• Make up your mind where you're going before you get in your car...that's why street directories were invented
• Don't do road works in peak hour traffic...I was grumpy and late before I left home, I don't need to be even grumpier.
  
• Don't send me emails trying to change my political or religious views
• Give me a lot of meatballs on my meatball Subway sandwich...I'm hungry dammit!
  
• Remind me to buy cat food...they're starving!
  
• Make clothes that are my size AND fit me...how can two things be the same size and one be too big and the other two small??
  
• Remember to flush when you use public toilets...eeeeww
• Don't speak so fast on the phone that I can't understand what you say, then get pissed off when I ask you to repeat yourself
  
• Don't tell me the war in Iraq is only about oil
• Tell me there is an honest guy out there for me...do I have to start hanging around the supermarket more often?
• Explain to me why we're a month into Spring and I still have the heating on
• Share your lottery winnings with me
  
• and please...Leave me a nice comment! hehe :-)