I need a new job

I'm not sure what came over me today, but I was in fine form.

I managed to make our whole safety department look incompetent, and piss off the boss and his PA of another department, because I brought up the issue they caused to make the safety department look incompetent...and that made them look incompetent, too. It was fun. "Hey, I'm just the spokesperson in this area (of the building), because I'm the only one prepared to say what everyone else is thinking." Yeah. I'll sit at my desk and stay quiet for a couple of days. Maybe.

Next, I managed to make a control freak (you ain't seen nothin' like it!) secretary in another state lose face with other staff members and our telco reseller, because she was chest beating and throwing around authority she does not have. So I had to put her in her place...diplomatically, of course. I'm sure there'll be an email for me tomorrow, copied to all the managers in the universe about how unfair the world is. It's happened before. I used to stress. Now I just pull rank. I don't like that I have to do that, but oh well. For this one, I got backing from my boss (hey, there's a first time for everything!), so I'm ready for the poop to hit the fan. And it will.

Aaaah, I'm so ready to leave this job. If I could just find another one...