I have decided...

...(for now, at least)...... that I'm going to do like Trojan suggested and join the weirdos. Ok, not exactly, but I figure if anything, they're interesting blog fodder and I'll get some good stories out of them. So, I'm going to meet the clingy guy and the guy with the webcam alter-ego. There's another guy who is obsessed with Elvis and almost looks like him too, who seems like he'd have a story or two to tell. I think if I can't find anyone relatively normal to hang out with, at least I'll be introduced to new and interesting situations with the more odd ones.

I went out last night with Mr Sonotright - the anti-me. Apart from not condoning his drug taking/smoking/strip club frequenting/porn watching lifestyle, he's ok. We get on well and he's damn funny. I thought he'd be every sort of wrong, but he's got a lovely house and it's clean and he appears responsible (apart from all the above). So I don't mind considering him as friend potential. He's got a decent sized boat and I think it'll be fun to go fishing with him one weekend.

We went out for dinner near his house and he said to excuse him for walking funny, coz his groin hurt. I was like, hmmm, ok, why? He had the great idea to use hair removal cream on his boy bits....and being a boy, didn't quite follow the instructions exactly (like, test a small area first), left the stuff on too long and apparently just about took all his skin off, not just the hair. Poor guy. I think I laughed most of the night at his expense. At least he thought it was funny too...until each time he wanted to move. I don't think he'll do that again any time soon.

It's been an eye-opening weekend so far and tonight is NYE....the weekend is far from over.

I hope everyone has a happy and safe NYE, whatever you're doing and wherever you are. I'll be sure to report back on mine tomorrow....late, tomorrow.